5,000 Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes and One-Liners: The Most Comprehensive Collection of Gut-Busting Humor Around! (Paperback)

Description

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Thousands of jokes and zingers to expand your repertoire and become a master of comedy!

Bringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tucker’s volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call “one-liners.” Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Grant’s collection and the immortal one-liner.

Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask for—and many you’d never dream of asking for.  
 

• “My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.”
• “A dyslexic man walks into a bra.”
• “The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve got to be ready to leave at any time.”
• “Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!”
• “Promises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.”
• “Schizophrenia—together I can beat it.”
• “Drugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: ‘Narcotics, five letters.’”

About the Author

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Grant Tucker is the author of many books, including 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners and The Margaret Thatcher Book of Quotations. He is a former Coleg Gwent student and works as an assistant PA to LBC radio presenter and publisher Iain Dale in London, England.